An ad for Cullman Liquidation Center which seems to resell very used mobile homes.

I thought the whip sound was the best until I heard “Some of them have stains. We cover that up,” – which I thought was the best until I heard the howling wolf and cougar sound – which I thought was the best until he talked about his wife’s boyfriend breaking his jaw with a fence post – which I thought was the best until he said “Get yourself a home, or don’t, I don’t care” – which I thought was the best until it all finished with an eagle scream and slow-mo run – which was the best.

Thanks be unto A New Dude.

“SYMBICORT contains formoterol, a long-acting beta2-agonist (LABA). Medicines containing LABAs may increase the chance of asthma-related death.”

- From a TV ad and the website of SYMBICORT® – a medicine for asthma

The WTF (Wisconsin Tourism Federation) has officially changed its name to the TFW (Tourism Federation of Wisconsin).

From their site:

The Tourism Federation of Wisconsin was established in 1979 (formerly named the Wisconsin Tourism Federation). Most of TFW’s efforts have been devoted to the passage of legislation supportive of the tourism industry.

The efforts not devoted to legislation passing seem to have been devoted to coincdentally funny online acronym making and missing out on another super duper social networking acronym – FTW. Federation of Tourism in Wisconsin woulda rocked.

Because nothing says college hockey like a hockey stick wielding polar bear strapped to a rocket destroying our solar system to Kenny Loggins’ “Highway to the Danger Zone.” The 12-year-old in me salutes you, sir.

Thanks Pat, now update your site once in a while.

“Skin care technology, comfort, and fragrance converge to create the best-ever shaving cream on the planet!”

“For close contact high performance, enjoy an Ultra smooth, Ultra close shave – that brings a whole new meaning to…close.”

“High tech, high touch Barbasol® Ultra may cause a severe increase in attention, compliments, and confidence.”

—— Barbasol

“Dare to be you”

—— From a commercial for Jockey International, Inc., underwear manufacturer for men, women, boys, girls and baby

“I deserve a paper plate that’s as strong as I am.”

—- Dixie Ultra Paper Plates

  

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